think he is just -- >> i'm not going to accept this plea negotiation. i don't think there's anything funny about this. this isn't a joke. >> i didn't do it as a joke. >> everybody in the courtroom was laughing. i am not accepting these plea negotiations. >> jimmy: she's a lot of fun, huh? she sent him right to jail. so let me get this straight. he didn't get jail time for the domestic violence or probation violation. he gets jail for patting his lawyer on the butt. that will be a fun what are you in for with his cell mates? so ochocinco is in the ochoclinko. that may have been the most embarrassing thing since he played football for the cincinnati bengals. no, it's because they're a bad football team. in march, forbes magazine put out their list, the annual list of the world's richest people, and one of the people was a

saudi arabian prince named al walid bin talal. the prince is ranked 26th on the list and he's furious about it. "forbes" estimated his net worth at around $20 billion. and he claims he's worth around $30 billion. now he is suing "forbes." i love the premise. say i'm more rich or i'll sue you. you'd think he could just buy "forbes" and rank himself number one. but this is the prince. the creepy thing is that's his toilet. that's right. nothing makes me want to buy a prius more than this photograph right here. the prince is conscious about his image. he's even on twitter. this is one of his recent tweets. this is a real tweet. and you have to -- i mean, it is kind of funny. you can see. the prince filed suit in the uk. even though "forbes" is a u.s. magazine. today he held a press conference to defend himself against being ranked 26th and against a number of other purported lies being spread about him. >> translator: people of the world, i would like to clarify a few important facts.

i am the most handsome man who ever lived. more handsome than the actor robert pattinson. i am the greatest love maker to women. i can run one mile in five minutes 20 seconds and solve a rubik's cube in eight seconds flat. my homemade chili is better than my cousin faed's chili. ask anybody. i invented the pizza bagel. before there was just pizza and bagels. but now there is pizza on a bagel. death to israel. now, if you will excuse me, my invisible lamborghini is here. >> beep beep. boom-boom. >> translator: beep beep. boom-boom. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm glad he cleared that up. you can hardly blame him for being upset. speaking of princes, tmz got footage of justin bieber in his new car leaving miley cyrus's house. this poor kid, they never leave him alone.

but now they're going to have a really hard time finding him in this inconspicuous leopard-print audi. they'll never spot him in spots. even his car is a grranimal, this kid. last night on abc we had a dramatic new episode of "the bachelorette." you know, they say dramatic every week but this one really was dramatic. one of the men bachelorette desiree sent home was brian, whom she confronted after finding out he already had a girlfriend. >> my past relationship, there was companionship there, there was certainly friendship. >> not all -- >> do you know how she felt about it? because she's actually here. >> stephanie? >> hi. i'm brian's girlfriend. >> oh, geez. >> oh, geez indeed. that's what the kids call awko-taco. i don't know how they found brian's girlfriend or what made brian think he could get away

with cheating on her on national television or why he was wearing that shirt. but that's the sort of decision-making that makes this show so wonderfully entertaining to watch. >> i have had a relationship. we had it in the past. >> in the past? when was the past? it's in the present, brian. we're still together. i tried to break up with you a day before you left to be on the show. you told me you just needed time to get things sorted out. here i thought you were doing something good for yourself. i had no idea -- why would you do this to me? why would you do this to me? [ bleep ]. >> stephanie, i -- >> all our friends, ow family. donovan. don't you care about donovan, my son, that you have been a role model to? >> jimmy: no, not really, i don't care that much about that. let's go back to you breaking up with him part of the conversation. isn't that a key point? let's use that moment as the dividing line and go on from there. so brian went home alone, i'm guessing and then it was time for maybe the best -- i've seen many episodes of "the bachelor," "the bachelorette." maybe the best hot tub scene ever. look at this.

that's -- oh, wait a minute. that's -- that's bugs. he's a dentist from garden grove. you see what we're seeing here is a youtube video of a woman giving a rabbit -- which i hope is her rabbit -- some kind of a romantic spa treatment, and the rabbit, he looks like he loves it. this might be one of the ten strangest things i have ever seen in my life. hey, easter's over, the bunny has to treat himself right, right? and then they ate him. here's a story about another furry friend. actor peter mayhew who played chewbacca in "star wars," he was the one who wore the chewbacca costume. he ran into trouble at the denver airport. he was flying home from the denver comic-con, when the tsa stopped him, you see peter there sitting, and that is his light saber. he should know you can't bring those through security. that's a wookiee mistake right

there. he was upset about it. i guess he was upset. he complained about all the scrutiny. but the tsa released a statement to cnn that said "because of the unusual weight of the passenger's cane a security officer alerted the supervisor. less than five minutes later the passenger and the cane were clear to travel." meanwhile, yoda was able to sneak through with a quarter ounce of weed, no problem, it is kind of ridiculous they would stop chewbacca from carrying a light saber. it's a light saber. big deal. it's not zblsh it is a big deal! >> what's wrong with carrying a light saber back from comic-con? you're at comic-con. >> i'll tell you. okay? that man has no business carrying a light saber. okay? th knight, and a jedi knight only. chewbacca was not a jedi. >> jimmy: yeah. but it wasn't actually a light saber. it was a cane. >> fine. then make the cane into a wookiee bowcaster or something more familiar with the chewbacca character. >> jimmy: i feel like you're missing the point -- >> no, you're missing the point,

jimmy! come on, let's go! >> are you crazy, dude? i'm sticking around for lil wayne. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> then you leave me no choice, my old friend. i deflected -- >> you're dead. >> no, you're dead. i'm not either. i shot you. >> no, i deflected it. you're dead. >> i shot you first! >> did not! >> did too! >> you're dead! >> jimmy: guys, you should both probably both go home. this is kind of pathetic. there's no bullets in the guns. no laser lights or anything. >> can you give us a ride home? >> jimmy: no. but you can use the phone in the green room to call your moms. >> all right. >> jimmy: but thanks for coming. it's nothing personal. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we have to take a break. we're going to spray for nerds. but when we come back we're going to play a fun new game called hit or miss in honor of the nba finals. plus lil wayne, chris messina and music from jimmy eat world.

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♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. i'm glad to have you. lil wayne, chris messina, and music from jimmy eat world are coming up. thursday night, by the way, watch for nba game night special in prime time. it's on before the game eastern and central time and after the game in the west. you know, basketball is in my opinion one of the great american sports ever invented by a canadian. and since this country has been seized by basketball fever this week we thought it would be a good time to premiere a new game. we set up a hoop on hollywood boulevard and we invited this afternoon, a group of randomly selected pedestrians to try to make a free throw on that hoop. and our job as a studio audience will be this. we'll see a pedestrian introduce him or herself, and we together will guess whether or not we think they hit the shot or missed it. it's a game we called "hit or miss." that's right. [ cheers and applause ] i know it seems like a simple title but it took a dozen writers the whole day to come up

with that. all right, our first pedestrian is? >> what is your name and where are you from? >> i m name is rita and i'm from aleppo, syria. >> will you tell us one thing about yourself? >> i like to attend school and exercise my mind. >> great. take a shot. >> jimmy: and? now -- [ audience responding ] from syria. she likes to attend school and exercise her mind. all right, everyone is saying miss. ooh. she did miss, but not by much. i have to say she did a pretty good job. all right. let's meet our next pedestrian. >> what is your name and where are you from? >> my name is john harper, i'm from chicago, land of the bulls. >> tell us something about yourself. >> i sometimes moonlight as elmo. >> give it a shot. >> jimmy: okay, this is a guy who plays elmo out on hollywood boulevard. for real. i've never seen him out of his costume before. it's really kind of disturbing, actually. but will elmo hit it or miss it?

[ audience responding ] all right. most of the audience says hit. there are a few misses in there. let's find out. [ cheers and applause ] saint elmo is on fire there. contestant number three. >> what is your name and where are you from? >> i'm lael from sheboygan, wisconsin, i'm a mother of three and a great singer in the shower. >> give it a shot. >> jimmy: will this mother of three from sheboygan, wisconsin hit this shot? he hold on. everyone's saying together. who says hit? [ audience responding ] and who says miss? [ audience responding ] all right. the misses have a slight edge. let's find out. [ cheers and applause ] nicely done.

she just signed a two-year endorsement deal with keds. all right. who else do we have here? >> what is your name and where are you from? >> deion drake from washington, d.c. >> tell us something about yourself. >> i have a good personality. >> let's see if you're good at basketball. >> jimmy: all right. that is deandre. he's got a good personality. miss? most everyone's saying miss. i don't know. the way he's holding that basketball looks pretty promising to me. let's find out. ooh. >> it's okay. >> jimmy: still got his personality. can't take that away from him. all right, next up? >> what is your name and where are you from? >> keegan, and i'm from missouri. >> tell us something about yourself. >> i like sports. >> all right, give it a shot. >> jimmy: he likes sports. but he dribbles with two hands, which is a violation.

all right, what are we saying? hit? [ audience responding ] or miss? [ audience responding ] all right. we're saying hit. [ cheers and applause ] >> nice shot. high five. >> jimmy: he does like sports. and sports like him back. probably on steroids. who's next? >> what is your name, where are you from? >> jeremy garrett, i'm from inglewood, california. >> tell us something interesting about yourself. >> i'm going to shoot this basket with my eyes closed. >> all right. let's see. >> jimmy: oh. i like that. that's challenging. he's going to shoot with his eyes closed. will he hit it? will he miss it? about half and half on this one. let's find out. should have kept his eyes closed there. i think we have one more. >> what is your name, where are you from? >> spider-man. i'm from new york city. >> and tell us something about yourself.

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>> jimmy: tonight on the program from "the mindy project" and "newsroom" chris messina is with us. and their new album is out today. it's called "damage." jimmy eat world from the sony outdoor stage. i like any band that has me in their name. two new shows on thursday night. you can see us at our regular time with shakira, jay burr sxis music from robin thicke and pharrell. and our fourth nba game night special airs on primetime thursday night. our guests will be jack black and 2-year-old trick shot titus ashby takes on lakers forward metta world peace. before the game in the east and central time zone and after the game in the west. our first guest tonight has enjoyed a storybook career in rap music with multiplatinum albums, grammy awards, diamond teeth, prison time, even some near-death exp alive and well and as lil as ever. his newest cd is called "i am not a human being 2." please welcome the unstoppable lil wayne!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm very happy to see you. how are you? >> i'm great, man. how are you? >> jimmy: last year you were scheduled to be here, and then for some reason you weren't actually here, and somebody from the studio audience came and pretended to be you. >> i heard about that. >> jimmy: what happened? there was a scheduling problem of some kind? >> honestly, i really don't know what happened. >> jimmy: and then you were scheduled to be here in march, but you had a health problem. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you okay now? >> i'm great. yeah. >> jimmy: well, good. may i ask what happened to you? because i think we were worried that you were going to die. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you know that everyone thought you were going to die? >> i didn't know that. but -- >> jimmy: yes. we did. but you didn't. and we're glad you didn't.

but we did think you were dying. >> thank you. no, what happened is i had a few seizures. and the one that was very serious was the one that everyone i think were worrying about. and that one was serious because the house that i was in has an upstairs and downstairs. i was upstairs and my homeys were downstairs and they didn't even know that i was up there seizing. and one of them was like he hasn't came down in a minute. and he came up there and -- >> jimmy: oh, wow. who's the one who came up and found you? >> i think it was my homey teak or my homey fuque, one of them. >> jimmy: you should find out what it was, i think you owe them. have you taken steps to make sure there is a homey on alert at all times now? do you have a -- >> i've taken those steps and a whole bunch of other steps to make sure that everything's perfect. >> jimmy: good, good. well, good. i'm glad to hear that. >> thank you.

>> jimmy: because that can be really -- it's something that you can get by okay or it can be really terrible. >> yeah, what it is, it's just a private medical matter that i've been dealing with my whole life. >> jimmy: right. >> and we're so used to -- i mean week, used to it happening, so my doctors prepped all my homeys and they know -- >> jimmy: i would have loved to have been at that meeting. who is that? is dr. dre your physician? in a situation like that. [ cheers and applause ] >> no. but i have a great doctor. >> jimmy: you should look at the emergency technician's face when they open your mouth to give you cpr and there's a treasure trove in there. so who visited you in the hospital? a lot of famous people visited you, right? >> a bunch of people visited me. but i just remember my mom being there with my eyes open. >> jimmy: do you remember me visiting you? >> no, i don't. i think that was when i was still drugged up.

>> jimmy: yeah. i want you to know i was at your side the whole time. and i hope you remember me in your will, in your lil will. now, lebron james visited you, is that true? i heard this. >> no. but he did send his -- you know, his concern. >> jimmy: oh, he did? >> yes. >> jimmy: which i thought was interesting because -- >> sandup guy. >> jimmy: -- you supposedly got banned by the miami heat from their stadium. is that true? >> it's not true. i didn't get banned because they did tell me i'm allowed back whenever i want. >> jimmy: okay. that is definitely not banned. yes. >> yeah. >> jimmy: but at the time you were very upset. >> i don't think they want me there, so i won't make it hard on either of us. >> jimmy: got you. you're a lakers fan. you were just there supporting the lakers. >> i was. >> jimmy: but afterwards -- [ cheers and applause ] afterwards, you were on sfaj and y you had some very harsh words

for each and every member of the heat line-up. chris bosh, you said you slept with his wife. do you remember that? >> i said that? >> jimmy: yeah, you did. not even in such nice terms either. did that happen? >> i was too turned up that night. a little too turned up. >> jimmy: but i heard now you're going to hockey games. >> i went to the kings game the other night. >> jimmy: how did you like that? >> i enjoyed it. it was just real cold. >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know the funny thing is, one of my homeys, fuque, he didn't bring a sweatshirt, nothing, and when i tell you that was the longest game of his life. i think we went and bought him like an icee. >> jimmy: were his golden teeth shivering and chattering together the whole time? >> he doesn't have gold teeth. >> jimmy: well, maybe he needs a set. we're going to fake a quick break here. we have many things to talk

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back. chris messina still to come. lil wayne is here. this is your new cd, called "i am not a human being 2." >> yeah. >> jimmy: is this the sequel? would you call this the sequel to "i am not a human being"?

even though there's an album in between those. >> yeah, i guess so. >> jimmy: or did you just run out of ideas for the title? >> basically. >> jimmy: yeah, basically. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you said you're planning to retire soon. >> yes, i am. >> jimmy: is that still true? >> yeah, that's very true. >> jimmy: when do you think you might retire? >> i want to retire after "the carter 5," which i hope will be my last album. >> jimmy: your next album -- >> my next album isn't "the carter 5." >> oh, it isn't? >> no. bays think i have to work on other albums as well with my pop, birdman, and things like that. but after "the carter 5" i hope that i can retire. >> jimmy: will this be a real retirement or will this be one of your usual retirements or rap retirements and you'll make 12 albums after that? >> oh, no. >> jimmy: i mean, tupac died and he's still making albums. >> i know. >> jimmy: you really can't retire, can you? what will you do when you retire? >> man. >> jimmy: walmart greeter? >> everything that i have never

had a chance to do. >> jimmy: like what? what kind of stuff do you not get a chance to do? >> regular stuff, man. >> jimmy: like what? >> like drive a car down the street. >> jimmy: you can't do that? >> no, man. >> jimmy: you can do that. justin bieber does it. you don't drive? >> no, i was just being funny. things like, you know, spend quality time with my kids. >> jimmy: okay. that's good. that's a good thing to do. that's nice. but you know what will happen, right? >> what? >> jimmy: because when you're working you're thinking oh, i wish i had more time to spend with the family, with my kids. and then you get in the house all day and you're like, oh, my god, i need to get a job, i've got to get out of here. these kids are driving me insane. >> yeah, that's why i'm still working right now. >> jimmy: because they're going to be in school. and by the way, i have news for you, there's going tieb certain point when they're not going to want to spend any quality time with you. >> i'm at that point right now with my daughter. >> jimmy: oh, you are? >> yeah. >> jimmy: see, that's a problem. >> she's just, you know -- she's

just cool. >> jimmy: how old is your daughter? >> she's 14. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. it's done. >> there's a book out, by the way. >> jimmy: what? your daughter has a book? >> yeah. >> jimmy: what book does she have? >> i think it's "princess diaries" or something like that. >> jimmy: you think? you really do need to spend more time with your children. you should know the titles of their books. she's written a book. well, that's very ambitious. >> and my dad's daughter bria. yeah. >> jimmy: wow. your dad's daughter which would be -- >> birdman. >> jimmy: your sister, satellite. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know. technically. i don't know what's going on. you love skateboarding also, right? i'm trying to imagine you skateboarding. are you an expert skater? >> i am not an expert skater. >> jimmy: when did you take the sport up? >> about two years ago. >> jimmy: two years ago? and why did you take it up? >> honestly, i was watching a show called "camp woodward."

and this little kid was on there. he had to be -- his name's alex middler. he's from out here. and he was on there. he was just ripping. and i was like, man, he looked like he's having fun more than anything. because usually when you see skating you see the pros skating, it looks technical, difficult. but when you see a kid skating but doing what the pros do you look at it from a different perspective. you're like wow, that looks fun. and me, when anything looks fun to me i think i can do it. >> jimmy: and are you good at it? i know you go to skate parks. right? >> i go to skate parks, too much. and i wouldn't answer the question am i good at it. i'll let someone else answer that. >> jimmy: that to me means you're probably pretty good at it. do you wear a helmet and elbow pads and that sort of thing? >> no, i actually don't. my mom, she wants me to very much. >> jimmy: oh, boy. i have to say there's no visual i would enjoy more than watching your mom watching you skate,

yelling at you to put a helmet on. that's where the "lil" in lil wayne really comes into play. but it's great to see you. i'm glad you're doing better healthwise. lil wayne, everybody. "i am not a human being 2." america's most wanted music festival kicks off july 9th in birmingh birmingham, alabama. we'll be right back with chris messina! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ sally ] my antidepressant worked hard to help with my depression. but sometimes, i still struggled to get going, even get through the day. so i was honest with my doctor. i told her i'd been feeling stuck for a long time. she said that for some people, an antidepressant alone only helps so much

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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: music from jimmy eat world. most people, you know, never star on even one tv show. our next guest has two. he plays son to jane fonda on hbo's "the newsroom" and co-stars on "the mindy project"

on fox. please say hello to chris messina. [ cheers and applause ] wow, you don't smell like pot at all. how is everything? >> everything is -- >> jimmy: we met in real life, actually. >> we did, we did. >> jimmy: at a wedding. we met. >> we did. we were both in bathrobes. >> jimmy: that is true. that's right. we were both in bathrobes. we were at the same wedding. >> and i tried out the spa. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i got reflexology. did you do that? >> jimmy: no, i did not, i just like to walk around in my bathrobe. what is reflexology? >> i have no idea. but they were playing with my feet for a while. >> jimmy: oh, okay. all right. >> and afterwards they say, well, we're going it look at your feet and then afterwards we'll tell you what's going on

with you and we might ask you some questions. >> jimmy: oh. >> so they played around with my foot, and then he walked me through the -- >> jimmy: it was a guy? >> yeah. >> jimmy: great. >> yeah, it was great. >> jimmy: sounds like they were out of masseuses. >> and as we were walking he said, do you get headaches? i said no, my head's okay. do you drink a lot? you get stress? kept asking me questions. we got to the lobby, i looked up and i saw you. i said oh, there's jimmy kimmel. i'm a huge fan of his. i guess he's invited to the wedding. i was psyched to see you. and just as i saw you, he said how are your number 2s? that's what the masseuse said. >> jimmy: oh, i thought i said that. i sometimes ask questions like that. he asked you that? >> how are your number 2s? and i looked up and saw you. and i said they're okay. they could be better but they're okay. and i remember him saying is it

the hotel food that's bothering you? i said no, no. my number 2s have always been kind of off. and i remember, hey, jimmy, how are you doing? nice to meet you. >> jimmy: i thought you guys were talking about pencils. i didn't even realize. i mentioned you're on two shows, which is impressive. "the newsroom" and "the mindy project." >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they schedule that out for you? you take a golf cart between sets? or what? >> no, no, both productions are amazing. they're very lenient on me, and they have been terrific. i mean, i did -- during 24 episodes of "the mindy project" i shot a bunch of "newsrooms." and "mindy project" ended. and i'm directing my first movie right now. so i'm in prep for my first movie. >> jimmy: wow. that's a lot of work. >> yeah. thank you. >> jimmy: well, you play jane fonda's son on "the newsroom." >> that's right. >> jimmy: which -- had you met? did you know her at all? do you like her? >> i love her. >> jimmy: i love her.

well, yes, she's your mom. >> i was always a huge fan of hers. they asked me recently, would you do the last episode, the season finale of "the newsroom"? i sure, i'd be honored to be a part of it. and you'll be with jane, you'll be with jane fonda and sam waterston and jeff daniels and marcia gay harding. i said it would be great. as i'm prepping the movie i said would you do me a favor and would you write the -- very little lines? don't write me too much. because it's aaron sorkin. >> jimmy: wait a minute, you may be the only actor in history you realize to ask for a smaller part. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so you asked him to not write you too many lines. >> i said, would you take it easy on me? because you know, it's aaron sorkin and it's -- they get mad if you skip an uh. >> jimmy: oh, they do. >> or the. >> jimmy: i see. >> so i said yeah, just take it easy on me. and about two or three days out a new script came in. and they had changed a bunch of

lines and gave me a speech. >> jimmy: great. >> great. so i ended up going to work. and i mean, i couldn't get these words in my head. and i had -- i had probably the worst actor nightmare that i -- i'm 38 years old, i've been doing this since i was 18, i have never seen an actor go down so hard. >> jimmy: like you did? >> yeah. it was -- >> jimmy: on the set? >> it was terrible. >> jimmy: in front of the -- >> in front of jane fonda, sam waterston. >> jimmy: excellent. >> at one point i knew it was so bad that marcia gay hargd, oscar winner marcia gay harding was holding me by the arms and she was going, when you say petition you mean -- and she was just trying to help me memorize. and i couldn't hear a word she was saying. i just saw her lips moving, and i kept thinking marcia gay harding who won an oscar is teaching me how to memorize lines right now. at the same time they were putting the makeup artist was putting calming moisturizer on

my hand to calm me. >> jimmy: that exists? >> i guess so. for people on "the newsroom" who are falling apart. >> jimmy: i see. >> it was like being at a marathon and you're on your last leg of the marathon and your body's falling apart and you've [ bleep ] yourself. you know? >> jimmy: just like earlier we discussed. yeah. >> yeah, i could have looked down at my suit and been just like oh, i [ bleep ] myself. and the great thing about jane fonda was that they're on my close-up. and i'm screwing up all day. it wasn't one line, two lines. it wasn't one take. it was all day long. and on my close-up i'm screwing up p and i'm calling -- what's the line? and they'd give me the line. and i'd get like two words of it. and i'd say what is it again? and they'd give me the line. and jane fonda kept looking at me, off camera, and kept going,

i [ bleep ] love you. i [ bleep ] love you. i [ bleep ] love you right now. she was the only one that was super excited about it. >> jimmy: oh, she was? >> yeah. she was excited about the chaos. >> jimmy: a very maternal instinct. >> yes. i [ bleep ] love you. and to make things worse it was the season finale. so after all day long of screwing up they had to say, "everybody, this is chris messina's last day. great work, chris, great work." after, you know, a long day of being terrible. >> jimmy: just what you want, a party afterward. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how old are your sons? you have two boys, right? >> two boys. yeah. i have a 5-year-old and a 3-year-old. >> jimmy: will you get anything for father's day this weekend? >> i will -- i hope so. the truth is my kids asked me and my wife asked me what do you want for father's day? i said i don't want anything, i have everything i want with you guys.

but the truth is i really want something. you know? >> jimmy: what would you like? maybe throw them a little hint. >> just like some macaroni art or -- >> jimmy: macaroni art is nice. a keepsake. >> yeah. >> jimmy: happy father's day. chris messina. we'll be right back with jimmy eat world. [ cheers and applause ] >> on august 1st don't miss xwud light's 50/50/1 music festival. and tomorrow night don't miss the first ever "jimmy kimmel live" stream featuring exclusive off-air concerts from empire of the sun. go to myspace immediately after the show to see it all. the "jimmy kimmel live" stream on myspace.

>> jimmy: this is their brand new album. it's called "damage." it came out today. playing the song "i will steal you back," jimmy eat world!

♪ ♪ when you pull me in sometimes i almost feel the picture in my head is just too real ♪ ♪ it's gonna be how it is ♪ there's some things you don't change ♪ ♪ i'm done with telling myself that story ♪ ♪ how slowly we built the walls ♪ ♪ years they pile up ♪ i will steal you back ♪ funny how the smallest lie might live a million times ♪ i will steal you back ♪

♪ here we go, here we go we'll take on so much pain ♪ ♪ to feel secure not feel anything ♪ ♪ i only pick a fight i know i'm sure to lose ♪ ♪ so how can i not hold my hope for you ♪ ♪ how slowly we built the walls ♪ ♪ years they pile up ♪ i will steal you back ♪ funny how the smallest lie might live a million times ♪ ♪ i will steal you back ♪ back, back ♪ ♪

♪ how slowly we built the walls ♪ ♪ and years, they pile up ♪ i will steal you back ♪ funny how the smallest lie ♪ might live a million times ♪ i will steal you back ♪ back, back ♪ i will steal you back ♪ i will steal you back

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is jimmy eat world's new album. it's called "damage." you can see a bonus song at jimmykimmellive.com. thanks to them, to lil wayne. chris messina. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. good night, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪